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I wish my school had a sorting hat like in Harry Potter but instead of putting us in separate houses it would put us in classes only with people who share the same interests and personality traits as each other so I wouldn’t have to deal with annoying people I hate.
Welcome to adulthood.
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can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
Yeah 1865 is still part of the 1800s
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When you both go in for the kiss and it gets real awk.. (Taken with Cinemagram)
omg this gif is golden
I love this!
OH MY GOD VEDIS LOOK AT THIS
This is what happens when I try to do this with my dog. He’ll have none of it.
jASPER YOU SCAMP OH MY GOD
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for real..
Macaroni wigs at the time were extremely fashionable and this led to Macaroni being a contemporary slang for foppishness/fashionable. Doodle meant idiot and Yankee was a term for Colonials. Sooooo basically the ryhme is saying “Americans are such uncivilized dickheads that they could stick a feather in their cap and think themselves fancy.”
… And why was I not taught this in school alongside the years of repetitive American history?
My orchestra is playing this in a suite of patriotic music…?
i remember learning this as “the british called us stupid, and we said ‘fuck them’. and we wanted to show them that we didn’t care what they said, so we kept the song.”
Don’t forget to mention that people wearing said ‘macaroni’ fashion were more effeminate and some think homosexuals, they believe it was a way to distinguish themselves as such. So really what the Brits were saying was that they thought Americans were idiot gays.
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SELENA!
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